Saturday, November 3, 2012

Recovering from the storm and MRE's

The electricity was off here (Westbury, NY on Long Island) for a while courtesy of Hurricane Sandy. The gas and water stayed on though. My house lucked out in getting electricity back sooner than neighboring blocks, but cable (TV, telephone, Internet) was a while longer to come back. Happily my dumb cell phone kept working and has a nice long battery life. My wife's 3G Smartphone has the internet (slowly), but it runs the battery down awfully fast.

The National Guard showed up in our neighborhood yesterday, handing out food (MRE's - Meal-Ready-to-Eat) and bottled water. My wife's son picked up a case of each for the house. I felt a little bad about accepting emergency supplies we didn't have an emergency need for, but rationalized that we could always use the bottled water and that there was no need to turn down an offer of free food. So, Thanks Uncle Sam!

The carton of MRE's is labeled "A-pack emergency meals". The carton of MRE's has 12 meals in it, in 6 varieties. Today my wife and I tried a "Spaghetti with meat sauce" meal. She sneered at the small size of the meal-pack, but the label says it's more than 1800 calories, so clearly if an adult eats one meal-pack, they aren't starving that day.

Other info on the nutrition label is a bit more worrisome. The pack delivers nearly 2 grams of sodium, more than 50% of a days allowance. I could believe it was formulated to compensate for troops in hot climates losing a lot of salt to their sweat, but I suspect it was just a low-cost seasoning to give some flavor to the entree.

The meal pack had quite a bit of stuff in it:

  1. A plastic-wrapped spoon to use to consume the entree.
  2. A cardboard sleeve to hold the entree packet so you don't burn your fingers.
  3. A chemical heating packet to heat up the entree.
  4. A packet of salt water to activate the chemical heating packet.
  5. A package of crackers.
  6. A packet of peanut butter.
  7. A package containing a big chocolate chip cookie.
  8. A plastic-wrapped hard candy mint.
  9. A moist towelette packet.
  10. An unlabeled packet that we deduced was the spaghetti in tomato/meat sauce.
  11. A cinnamon/brown-sugar toaster pastry.
  12. A packet of artificially sweetened lemon-flavored drink-mix (Like unbranded "Crystal-lite", I think).

The instructions on the chemical heating packet spoke as if the meal-pack was packed in a cardboard box, but the meal-pack arrived in a plastic over-wrap. The cardboard sleeve in the meal-pack had newer instructions explaining that you now use the sleeve instead of a box.

We formed up the sleeve, folding in the tabs that give it a bottom and inserted the entree packet into the sleeve. My reading of the instructions was that I was to tear off the top of the outer package of the chemical heating packet and dump the salt-water into that bag. I was unprepared for how quickly the chemical heating packet gets steaming hot after you add the salt water and had a heck of a hard time inserting the steaming-hot heating packet into the cardboard sleeve next to the entree packet. In retrospect, I think I should insert the chemical heating packet into the cardboard sleeve next to the entree packet before adding the salt water to the heating packet. The instructions were strangely silent on how long to leave the assembly alone to give it time to heat through. We gave it a few minutes until the chemical heating packet started to lose its oomph and the steaming pretty much slowed to a halt.

We dumped the heated entree out onto a plate to eat it using a fork. It might have been smarter to eat the entree out of its packet with the plastic spoon, using the cardboard sleeve as a holder. The entree packet is opaque and keeping the entree out-of-sight probably improves the dining experience. Dumped onto a plate, it really isn't pretty, though it tasted OK.

The carton of MRE's doesn't include a pair of scissors. The inner packets stubbornly resist opening and we used a serrated kitchen knife to open each as we got to it. Next time, I plan to bring a pair of scissors to the party.

Stored in a cool dry place the MRE shelf life is said to be 5 years, but stored at 120-degrees F, the shelf life is reduced to just one month. Far as I can see, the packaging includes nothing to clue you in to what sort of temps the meals endured while traveling to you. Something like these Temperature Sensing Stickers is what I have in mind.

There was apparently little attention paid to modern nutrition guidance in formulating the meal. It was very low in fiber and lacked whole-grain content. Seems to me it could have used whole grain crackers without hurting the shelf-life.

The instructions on the drink mix said to add the powder to a bottle of water, but were strangely silent on saying what size bottle of water it expected you to use. We had some cooled 1/2-liter bottles in the fridge, so we used one of those. That worked out fine, though there really wasn't enough air space in the bottle to accommodate all the powder from the packet. I had to recap the bottle and shake to dissolve the powder to make room for the rest of it. Next time, I think I'll start by drinking a mouthful of the water to leave enough room in the bottle for the drink mix all in one go. It'll give me a little more room for shaking it up too.

The makers of the MRE apparently don't believe in "season to your taste". It would definitely have been an improved dining experience for me if they'd included a packet of (imitation?) grated parmesan cheese to sprinkle on the entree. Some like it spicy, so a packet of red pepper flakes would be a nice additional touch to broaden the meal's appeal.

The toaster pastry was difficult to get out of its package. The pastry's frosting stubbornly adhered to the bag. Not clear to me where they expect you to toast the pastry. I ate it untoasted. (I did have access here to a genuine 4-slot toaster, but to toast up the broken bits of pastry after extricating them from the package, I'd have needed a toaster oven with a tray to hold the little pieces). I wonder if I should should have crammed the toaster pastry packet into the cardboard sleeve next to the entree so the chemical heating packet would at least warm the pastry through, though I expect that might make even more of a mess of the frosting. Scissors may make things better next time.

The chocolate chip cookie was great. Large, thick and crunchy. I was pleasantly surprised to see it didn't crumble or even crack in its package. I do wonder if it would be smarter to pack several smaller cookies instead of one large one to encourage sharing.

I wonder if they make dietary-restriction-compliant MRE's? (Kosher, vegetarian, gluten-free, etc., etc.).

Well, that's my first MRE experience. Summary: Not gourmet by any means, but certainly edible. Bring a pair of scissors and your own condiments. If you have access to some fresh fruit (e.g. an apple or an orange) it'd surely make a good palate-cleanser after eating the MRE.

After eating one MRE, you are surely left with a large pile of scrap plastic wrappers and other bits of trash. Makes a McDonald's plastic polyfoam plastic clamshell feel positively ecological by comparison. Are soldiers in the field expected to feed all the garbage to a campfire?

I'll keep you posted as I try the other varieties. They all look like variations of pasta in a sauce. Beyond "Italian", it seemed like there was surprisingly little ethnic influence on the range of meals offered. None of the meals look to my white-bread American eye to be particularly suitable for breakfast. A single serve box of cereal and a packet of long-shelf-life ultra-pasteurized milk would be fine for me. I guess rolls, bagels or bread (toast) are out of the question. I hear rumors that the MRE scrambled eggs were so dreadful that they were discontinued. Hot oatmeal seems like it should be within reach of the technology.

I guess milk, juice, tea, & coffee are outside the realm of the MRE packages. We're happy to have the use of the refrigerator and microwave back, not to mention the furnace, clothes washer and dryer, and the Internet!