Toxic ink - printed money recall

If you aren't familiar with The Onion Network News, please take notice that it is a satirical web site, not actual news. All too often when I watch one of their videos, I find they had a catchy concept, but didn't put enough effort into the writing. But I finally found one that seems to be on the mark. I'd like to draw to your attention Treasury Department issues emergency recall of all U.S. dollars.